The Ten Commandments should be rewritten to help both newly arriving immigrants and schoolchildren. The most important being: thou shalt honour thy mother and thy father and thy home secretary. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, unless the is an MP. Thou shalt not steal, unless thou has a parliamentary expense account. And thou shalt not kill, unless thou work for the Metropolitan police.
Who wants to be a citizen? - Shazia Mirza, guardian.co.uk